This doohickey thingy can do so many things.
It was made by me, someone who wants something to fiddle with stuff all the time, designed for someone like me... who likes to fiddle with stuff all the time.



Numerous random features to attract your attention away from important things, like taxes. Who needs taxes when you can:

Scale it.
Springjoint it.
Toss it up and down.
Shoot it out.
Spin it.
More on next gif I couldn't fit it all in this one.



Bounce it.
Explode it.
YoYo it.
Wackamole it.

Flick it between your hands.
... Feature creep? no idea what you mean.



It can also talk!
It can randomly choose between 128 unique things to say.
You choose how often it is allowed to talk, and if you are really dedicated you could edit the texture sheet that contains all the images used to talk.
It is not sentient (yet).



When it is toggled off, you can also choose to have it sit on your shoulder (or any other bodypart), or even follow you around flying behind you.



Oh yea you can also just eat it, nom
And finally, toggle a seat to have a friend replace the Doohickey!